Government to Mom – Clear Those Damn Azaleas!

The Stupidity of Zone Zero
and Other Feckless Fire Commandments in California

One would think that after increasing losses of life and property from wildfire every decade, California would reconsider its forest-centric, clearance-of-habitat approach to fire risk reduction. Instead, the state is doubling down on removing even more greenery to the tune of millions of acres.

The latest symptom of this plants-are-the-enemy paradigm is Governor Newsom’s executive order to eliminate your right to enjoy azaleas under your bay window. In fact, the government is headed toward requiring not much more than bare dirt, concrete, or jumbles of rock within the first five feet of our homes, the so-called Zone Zero.

Sorry mom, dad, by government decree, the azalea that was part of our family garden for decades would be cut down. And if it wasn’t, the government would hire out to forcibly have it done and charge you for the courtesy. No matter that hydrated trees and shrubs can aid in protecting homes from flying embers, the primary cause of home ignition during wind-driven wildfires.

Mom and dad, proud of the legacy azaleas they had nurtured for decades, next our the family home.
Photo: March, 1994.

What’s the cause of yet another government intrusion into our lives? Paradigm blindness, based on assumptions that are irrelevant to most of us.

The state bureaucracy thinks we all live in semi-rural, forest settings with ranch homes on one acre lots (so we can clear 100 feet of “defensible” space), with trees that need to be “limbed up,” and where “ladder fuels” need be cleared. And, of course, there is a fire station down the street that has the resources necessary to protect us from any fire threat.

Except we don’t. Wildlands are often miles away, and walls of flames coming from a burning forest are not the problem during the wind-driven firestorms that actually inflict the most damage. And, as many have learned during past wildfires in California, a fire engine will likely never show up when the ember rain occurs. We’re on our own.

It’s an old story. Devotees of out-dated paradigms are incapable of seeing contradictions and data that do not conform to their paradigm’s rules. As a consequence, cognitive dissonance blinds government officials, and much of the public, from seeing the obvious. Most of us live in suburban communities. Our neighbors are tens of feet away. Our gardens are filled with hydrated shrubs and trees, not dry, ponderosa pines. And when it matters most, there likely won’t be any firefighters available to use the “defensible” space to defend our homes.

“The moment one has offered an original explanation for a phenomenon which seems satisfactory, that moment affection for his intellectual child springs into existence… There is an unconscious selection and magnifying of the phenomena that fall into harmony with the theory and support it, and an unconscious neglect of those that fail of coincidence.”
– Thomas C. Chamberlin. 1890

It’s Embers, not Flames

The dry “fuels” we need to worry about are our homes. And the image we have of walls of flame taking out neighborhoods? It’s an image that fits with our personal experiences, from campfires to the catastrophizing news reports we see, but the image is wrong. Homes ignite primarily by swarms of embers (Moritz et al. 2014), a phenomenon that is generally foreign to us.

It’s embers that caused the devastation to neighborhoods like Coffey Park in Santa Rosa, the Kilcrease Circle trailer park in Paradise, and the communities of Altadena and Pacific Palisades in Los Angeles County, not flaming gardens. Embers can travel a mile or more ahead of the actual fire, taking advantage of the weakest link, such as cleared, defensible space, open space that can create a bowling alley for embers to target homes like so many bowling pins.

The 2007 Witch Creek Fire, where more than 1,200 homes were burned, provides a typical example.

“Wind-blown embers, which can travel one mile or more, were the biggest threat to homes in the [2007] Witch Creek Wildfire [San Diego County, CA]. There were few, if any, reports of homes burned as a result of direct contact with flames” from wildland fuels.
Institute for Business and Home Safety. 2008.

Catastrophe-by-embers is an easily observed phenomenon that has been repeated in every wind-driven wildfire impacting communities. Countless examples can be found by examining post-fire scenes of burned homes surrounded by unburned green trees and shrubs. It is an observation we have endeavored to share with policy makers since the 2003 Cedar Fire in San Diego. It is an issue US Forest Service fire scientist Dr. Jack Cohen quantified and tried to communicate many years before to a frustratingly dismissive agency. Unfortunately, the predominant plants-are-the-enemy paradigm stands strong, causing cognitive blindness from the governor’s office, to the fire bureaucracy, to individual home owners.

Aerial photo shows the devastated Kilcrease Circle trailer park community after the 2018 Camp Fire in Paradise, CA. Notice the surrounding, green, unburned conifer forest. Satellite image courtesy of DigitalGlobe, a Maxar company, November 2018.

Embers from a burning stand of chaparral (charred sticks in foreground), jumped over an ice plant-covered clearance zone, then a dense patch of old-growth chaparral, and finally over to a home, igniting it. Also note tall, unburned Eucalyptus trees in the background, erroneously labeled by some as “gasoline trees.”
Photo from the 2007 Witch Creek Fire, Escondido, CA.

Aerial photo shows how radiant heat from burning homes ignited by embers, ended up igniting the nearby forest, not the other way around. From the 2000 Cerro Grande Fire, NM, a controlled burn that got out of control.
Photo courtesy of Craig Allen.

Confirmation Bias

In an embarrassing example of confirmation bias, Cal Fire offered a demonstration during a November 3, 2025 Zone Zero workshop to the California Board of Forestry. The demo was designed to support the government claim that garden plants within five feet of a home need to be eliminated because such plants catch fire and are responsible for igniting homes through flame or radiant heat during wildfires.

In the demo, a large stack of wooden pallets was ignited, then nine industrial fans blew the flames directly toward a row of shrubs ten feet way (some hydrated, some dried out). Not surprisingly, the shrubs ignited within minutes, hydrated or not.

Demonstration to show that shrubs will ignite if exposed to heat from flaming wooden pallets ten feet away when flames are blown toward them by industrial fans. From the 11/3/2025 Board of Forestry Workshop on Zone Zero.

The obvious problem with the demo is that it was set up to “prove” a prior assumption, not to discover the actual cause of home ignition during wildfires. This is not science, but cherry picking.

The point of this demo appears to have been in response to testimony given during the many contentious Board of Forestry Zone Zero hearings challenging the plants-are-the-enemy paradigm by citizens who experienced the 2025 Los Angeles fires first hand, witnessing what happened. Many suggested that hydrated shrubs and trees near homes didn’t seem to pose, but actually appeared to reduce, fire risks by creating a barrier to embers. The science supports their testimony.

Bare Zones Increase Ember Production and Loft

When fires interact with patchy vegetation (i.e., fuel breaks, defensible space, Zone Zero), ember production increases (Koo et al. 2010). It is a matter of fluid dynamics – in this case, the flow of hot air. When fire reaches a bare zone, air flows are uninterrupted. This decreases drag, pulling stagnant or slower moving particles (embers) along the way, lofting them into faster moving gusts. However, when trees or other vegetation are present, the flow of wind is disturbed, decreasing the lofting of embers and the wind’s speed. In addition, hydrated vegetation resists ember ignition. Therefore, the removal of hydrated vegetation can lead to increased ember generation and transport, increasing the risk of home ignition.

“Green, well-maintained plants can slow the spread of a fire by serving as heat sinks, absorbing energy and even blocking embers. This apparent protective role has been observed in both Australia and California studies of home losses.”
Moritz and Carmignani 2025

Ironically, even though state bureaucracies have begun to acknowledge that embers (not flames from plants) are the primary source of ignition of homes when it matters most, they still can’t give up on their forest-centric, plants-are-the-enemy paradigm. Homeowners are saturated with the need for 100 feet of “defensible space,” “limbing up” trees, and removing “ladder fuels,” despite the fact that such advice is not particularly relevant to typical suburban communities. Such is the power of paradigms, which led physicist Max Planck to write, “A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it” (In Gaynor 1949: Max Planck. Scientific Autobiography and Other Papers, pp. 33-34).

Urban Conflagrations and Machine Guns

Once homes start igniting from embers, the burning homes then ignite everything around them, including nearby homes, by massive amounts of radiant heat from flames and additional embers, creating the urban firestorms that are impossible to extinguish. The firestorms stop when either the weather changes, house fuel runs out, or the Pacific Ocean is encountered.

Under firestorm conditions, can garden plants ignite, then cause homes to do the same? Of course. Is it a significant factor in urban conflagrations? The phenomenon has not been properly quantified, but we do know that hydrated green landscape plants and trees are not the culprits the defensible space and the plants–are-the-enemy paradigms claim. We have enough evidence to indicate properly maintained garden trees and shrubs reduce fire risk, and not in the trees-as-lollipops/bare ground preferences shown in defensible space diagrams. We also know that surrounding vegetation is usually ignited by burning homes, not the other way around.

California’s continued focus on requiring the elimination of plants around homes and the clearance of millions of acres of habitat in response to wildfires is similar to what generals did in World War I. The generals kept sending men charging into the opposing line, seeing them ripped to shreds time and time again. Like the generals, California’s fire bureaucracy can’t see the machine guns.

“Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip and Germans, no less than other peoples, prepare for the last war.”
– Barbara W. Tuchman: The Guns of August (1962)

When Democracy Works

Fortunately, the power of democracy has forced the Board of Forestry to decide that it could not meet the governor’s December 31, 2025, deadline for Zone Zero regulations. It suspended further hearings until this coming March, 2026.

The thousands of citizens who participated in the hearings and submitted thousands of comment letters made it clear to the government that they would not tolerate edicts from above that would compromise their standard of living as well as making their homes less fire safe.

Had this been 1994, I know my mom and dad would have attended and been in the first row of those hearings – all of them.


Other Pernicious Fire Paradigms

The Fire Suppression Fallacy

How did the observation that fire suppression has caused some dry ponderosa pine forests in the Southwest to miss several natural fire cycles metastasize into a pernicious stereotype that has convinced huge numbers of people that Nature is sick, clogged with unhealthy vegetation, and needs to be cleared immediately? The propaganda has been incredibly successful, convincing politicians to allocate billions of dollars to “fix” Nature with grinding machines, chainsaws, and herbicide.

The fire suppression fallacy is the foundation underlying most habitat clearance projects. Please become familiar with the fallacy in our paper on the subject here: The Beginnings of the Fire Suppression Fallacy.

Exploiting Native American Fire Use

Chaparral and sage scrub evolved in California over ten million years as the climate warmed and dried. About 25,000 years ago human arrived, and with them, their fire. For thousands of years, as these new inhabitants created localized relationships with the landscape, the chaparral’s historical fire return interval averaged between 30 to 150 years or more, with large fires occurring 2-3 times per century when drought and extreme weather conditions occurred. Once villages were established and the population reached a dynamic range in line with the environment’s carrying capacity, fire use was focused locally in areas where plant communities were regularly modified, not throughout the wild landscape. Along the coastal plain, native shrublands were type converted to preferred herbaceous plant communities by repeated fires.

When Europeans arrived, they brought with them annual grasses that took advantage of the type converted landscapes, spreading widely. These grassy areas have continued to expand due to high fire return frequencies and soil disturbance, creating the non-native, weedy (and flammable) grasslands that dominate much of California today.

There is a pervasive myth, however, that Indigenous Peoples carefully used fire, not to modify the landscape to suit their needs, but to ecologically manage habitat across the entire state. Fire and resource agencies, environmental groups like the Nature Conservancy, and research institutions like the College of Natural Resources at the University of California, Berkeley, have promoted this myth to justify the clearance of habitat through prescribed fire, logging and other means. Despite significant contrary scientific evidence, these entities claim natural, dense habitat across the West is an anomaly, existing only because European settlers and the government stopped Indigenous Peoples from using fire (see the fire suppression fallacy above). In other words, nature cannot survive on its own and requires human intervention.

Governor Newsom included the need for “cultural burning” in a recent executive order exempting many habitat clearance projects from environmental oversight. The Association for Fire Ecology even claims that Indigenous beliefs and stories about fire use are science.

Science is one of the few tools we have to eliminate bias, self-interest, and memory embellishment, behaviors all humans exhibit. No matter what an idea is, or where it came from, it must be subject to the same objective analysis as any other idea. It must be able to be challenged. Unfortunately, the Indigenous ecological fire myth has been subsumed by identity politics, becoming unquestionable dogma. The professional and personal costs of challenging this dogma can be significant.

Unquestionable dogma is not science.

When the ecological fire dogma is challenged, it quickly becomes apparent that it fails to account for a large number of variables that did not exist centuries ago: the invasion of flammable, non-native weeds, climate change, increased ignition sources, and an increasing human population. Failure to acknowledge that frequent fire in native shrublands has destroyed, and continues to destroy, habitat and biodiversity is another blind spot, a blind spot that has had serious consequences as it inspires policy and land management practices (i.e., when prescribed burns are proposed in shrublands, a practice that only adds more fire to landscapes that already suffer from too much).

Grass Kills

The clearance of native shrubland and forest habitat ultimately leads to a more flammable landscape through the spread of non-native weeds and grasses. Recent wind-driven wildfires that were fueled by grasses demonstrate this with depressing clarity.

1. 2023 Lahaina Fire, Maui – 102 fatalities, 2,207 structures burned, 17,000 acres
2. 2021 Marshal Fire, Colorado – 2 fatalities, 1,091 structures burned, 6,026 acres
3. 2006 Texas Panhandle – 12 fatalities, 723 structures burned, 1 million acres

Every wildland firefighter is trained to know that the most dangerous fuel type is grass; the presence of grass is one of the common denominators in wildland firefighter fatalities.

So, unless we intend to pave over all undeveloped land, flammable, annual, non-native grasses and weeds will grow readily and dry out every year in previously cleared landscapes, fueling the next catastrophic wildfire. A recent California Appellate Court ruling informed the state that it needs to account for this increased flammability in its Vegetation Treatment Program. Ironically, despite all the rhetoric about preserving biodiversity from Governor Newsom’s office and the California Legislature, the loss of habitat and wildlife caused by the state’s planned habitat clearance projects is never acknowledged.

Exterior Sprinklers

Interior fire sprinklers were a wonderful invention that protected factories from fires within. They were later installed in concentrated communities like high rises and have been credited to saving lives. In 2011, interior fire sprinklers were required in new homes and duplexes in California as a life saving measure.

However, the fundamental handicap interior fire sprinklers have is that they are focused on extinguishing fire that starts inside a structure. That does not help in California wildfires as the fire comes from the outside. This fact has yet to sink into the mindset of policy makers or the public as the urban interior sprinkler paradigm is preventing clear thinking. The concept of exterior sprinklers to hydrate the outside of a home and the surrounding environment remains a foreign concept and often elicits intense opposition.

Fortunately, private individuals and companies are utilizing the exterior sprinkler concept, learning from their successes in Canada and Australia. Exterior sprinklers are not fail safe, but they do successfully exploit a basic law of physics – wet homes and plants do not burn. More about exterior sprinklers in our online journal here: Exterior Fire Sprinklers Save 188 Properties – Wet Homes Don’t Burn.

Solutions

For solutions to the wildfire threat, please see our webpage, Protecting Your Home.

Become A Chaparral Naturalist in 2026

The surest, easiest way in California to reduce your stress level, blood pressure, and heart rate, as well as increase your immune response and enjoyment of life (and create a protective barrier from the hectic world) is to embrace the beauty found in California’s most extensive wildland, the chaparral.

The very best way to do so is by joining our Chaparral Naturalist certification program, the only program that focuses exclusively on California’s distinctive native shrubland, and the only program that offers you the opportunity to learn directly from those who have led the fight to successfully protect millions of acres of priceless chaparral habitat.

During our course, we teach you not only the wonders of the beautiful plants and animals that call the chaparral home, the landscapes they thrive on, and the interrelations they have with each other, but also how and why so many misunderstand and under appreciate the wildness that surrounds us all.

To round it off, our program also explores the history of the earth and the development of rational thought to better understand how life has evolved, how we have come to see the world in the way we do, and how the past helps us put everything into perspective.

Join us this coming March in San Diego County for an exploration of chaparral, life, and Nature, the likes of which you have never experienced before.

Learn more and apply on our webpage here:
https://www.californiachaparral.org/education/

The Chaparralian Creed

Embracing Our Humanity Through Nature, Learning, and Friendship

For a number of reasons, many of which you are surely well aware, American society is undergoing tectonic shifts. Our relationship to Nature, each other, and ourselves are moving in directions that can compromise our humanity and our joy – but only if you allow it.

Therefore, we invite you to rebel against the the conventional crisis-embellished view of the world that is so pervasive, by nurturing the one characteristic that has advanced our species like no other, curiosity.

After a lot of thought and experience, we’ve found the best tonic for igniting curiosity is by challenging our intellect to learn new things, sharing those things with others, and allowing Nature to inspire us along the way. The path we’re suggesting requires difficult questions of course, especially of ourselves, and challenging assumptions that sometimes prevent us from learning. But as we’ve found during our own exploration of curiosity, such as during our Chaparral Naturalist classes and our monthly Philosophy Gatherings, there’s a lot of fun in it too.

But first, some history about how we arrived where we are.

Beginning in the late 1800s, the lessons and wisdom gained from the past twenty-five hundred years were slowly pushed aside in schools, especially in the United States, to make room for the remarkable expansion of scientific and technological knowledge. Studying the Classics, and the languages in which they were written, became increasingly passé.

The social revolution of the 1960s in America pushed this displacement accelerator to the floor, forcing the active rejection of Classic literature in favor of examining past trespasses of Western Civilization. By the dawn of the third millennium, the stunning accomplishments of the West, and its most influential thinkers, began suffering damnatio memoriae, the Roman practice of erasing the memory of those who blasphemed or fell our of favor with the new emperor.

As the 2000s progressed, many of those who challenged the dogma of grievance and erasure began losing family, friends, and careers. The mad rush of the crowd to affirm allegiance with the new paradigm elevated ideology, myth, and belief over science, curiosity, and truth. Shame became the norm, especially in the environmental community, and a large portion of of the American population engaged in private and public self-flagellation to express the guilt they felt over their ancestors deeds.

As has occurred repeatedly in history, pushback has emerged as many began to reject the grievance paradigm over the past decade or so with their own mythical dogma to enthrone an array of aspiring autocrats who have proclaimed simple answers to complex problems, promising to make the shamed great again. On top of it all, the burgeoning power of technology has facilitated the tunnelization of opinion, the rejection of rational thought, and the isolation of individuals. And thanks to modern media in all its forms, irrational fear and social stupidity have increased significantly.

In his last book, The Demon-Haunted World, Carl Sagan wrote presciently decades ago,

“Whenever our ethic or national prejudices are aroused, in times of scarcity, during challenges to national self-esteem or nerve, when we agonize about our diminished cosmic place and purpose, or when fanaticism is bubbling up around us – then, habits of thought familiar from ages past reach for the controls. The candle flame gutters. Its little pool of light trembles. Darkness gathers. The demons begin to stir.”

None of this is new, of course. We’ve seen the demons before, the recognition of which is only possible through learning history. Interestingly, knowing when and where our current challenges and events have occurred before can be oddly comforting. Hence, one of the basic principles of the approach to life we are developing here is learning history, and specially philosophical history.

So, our approach to the current state of change in our society faces is modeled after the wisdom acquired by philosophers and other great thinkers over more than two thousand years.

At first, in reaction to the chaos, we recoiled, embracing the Stoic approach – not letting things out of one’s control cause duress. While that helped for a period of time, we came around to appreciating Friedrich Nietzsche’s reminder that emotions are the drivers of much of what is so fabulous about being a human being. Therefore, we’ve taken what we feel is the best from the past and developed a hybrid philosophy that is ever evolving. Edward Abbey came about as close to describing our current approach as anyone in a speech he gave in 1976.

Be as I am-a reluctant enthusiast… a part time crusader, a half-hearted fanatic. Save the other half of yourselves and your lives for pleasure and adventure. It is not enough to fight for the land; it is even more important to enjoy it.

The Chaparralian Creed is our attempt to deal with our period in history in a way that helps us recognize and appreciate our most precious possessions, our time and our intellect. Our goal is to focus on learning about the fabulous earth on which we live and helping to make our corner of that world a better place. This philosophical framework allow us to, on one hand, fight like hell against the temple destroyers, as John Muir called them, who only see Nature as “fuel,” pursuing its elimination through habitat clearance projects, and on the other hand, turn away from it all to have a grand time enjoying Nature, studying philosophy, and sharing our journey with friends.

The Chaparralian Creed is based on three principles (at least at this point – remembering, the journey is never complete):

  1. Develop your own, personal philosophy, understanding that just when you think you have it figured out, a new twist appears. Take the time and read those in the past who have made attempts to figure out the meaning of life, the classic philosophers. Yes, it is challenging. But stick with it. Read, think, share with others. And remember, there’s no one thing, one answer. For example, Stoicism is all the rage of late, which isn’t surprising considering it has a habit of rising in popularity when people begin feeling overwhelmed in the face of social confusion. Stoicism itself even came out of crisis when life in Ancient Greece lost its moorings post-Alexander the Great. But the Stoics do offer (as does Alcoholic’s Anonymous) a reasonable approach – understand what is in your control, and focus on that. That’s just a sliver. We think much of the Stoic’s emphasis on controlling one’s emotions robs us of the very motivations that can inspire great things. There is nothing more powerful than outrage to motivate action. We’ve sanded off the Stoic dogma with a little Epicurus and Nietzsche and found a more workable hypothesis.
  2. Speaking of Epicurus, pursue the wonder of study and learning combined with developing new, and enriching old, friendships. This comes straight from Epicurus himself, the ancient Greek philosopher who focused on leading a “pleasurable life.” Contrary to nearly all the other thinkers of the time (and basically all time until very recently), he welcomed everyone to his philosophical garden outside of Athens, including women and slaves – a revolutionary idea in 300 BC. The friendship thing takes more work these days though, due to the proliferation of anti-social forces that encourage cocooning and paranoia of the “other.” But the effort is worth it. Invite a few friends over and talk about something new you’d like to learn. Focus on the knowledge, not opinions. Opinions are typically lazy chatter and do little to enhance the intellect. A good way to get away from our addiction to opinion is to ask questions rather than emoting and defending one’s opinion.
  3. Spend time outside in Nature. Nature offers an equal opportunity environment. Nature doesn’t care if you’re rich, poor, an Adonis or a Kraken, an Athena or a Medusa, popular or unknown, she will offer up all the atavistic interconnectedness and awe that shaped us for millions of years. There’s more detail below, but the issue is this – we evolved outside, in Nature. We may think we have advanced since we painted bulls and elk in the 20,000-year-old Lascaux cave because of all the new things we’ve accumulated, but we still have the brain and body that were shaped on the savanna. We love to sit by the fire next to our dog (wolf), we don’t typically murder, we feel guilt, and we think babies are cute, not because of some written set of rules, but because these are the traits that allowed us to survive and live in cooperative groups over the past couple million years. When we spend time in Nature, we are back home.

How do we go about following these principles?

First of all, don’t follow our prescriptions. Develop your own and follow those. We’re just hoping our discussion here will inspire you to do so. Although there is a tendency for us social animals to form groups, totems, clubs, armies, etc., we really don’t want any part of that.

At most, we are thinking of just having an informal something that will allow us Chaparralians to develop a kinship that will ignite curiosity (not Novacained complacency), inspire the intellect (as opposed to group think), and foster learned conversations (not chatter), and have fun. And the more spontaneous, the better. That’s what were trying to do with the Chaparral Creed.

However, we are partial to ceremony and tradition. Therefore, having a Chaparralian talisman of some sort that symbolizes, memorializes the thing we are doing here would definitely provide some fun. So, we’ve decided to resurrect the Short Snorter and utilize its concept as our irreverent talisman, to document our philosophical endeavors. There is a legacy here as some of us have Short Snorters in our families. Do some research. There’s a rich history. Below is a small section of my own dad’s Short Snorter. We are working on how this will unfold.

A portion of Lt. Colonel Charles L. Halsey’s Short Snorter (front and back of the first two bills).

Now, about those suggestions to set you on your way to ignite curiosity and enhance your humanity.

Join us. Come up with your own and let us know what they are. If a random group of Chaparralians approve, we’ll add them to our list. The basic purpose of these suggestions is to allow you to maintain or reconnect with the joy of being with you, with your friends, with learning.

How to get started, in no particular order:

1. Spend time in Nature. The data are clear. This will extend your life, and make the life you are living much more enjoyable. Read Florence Williams’ book, The Nature Fix, to learn more. Professor Tim Beatley offered one model to get Nature back into your life:

  • spend an hour a day stepping outside, listening to bird songs, looking at greenery, connecting with your pets
  • once a week spend a couple hours in a nearby park
  • once a month visit a wildland area for at least a full day
  • once a year, for three days or more, have a Wilderness experience where the trappings of society are completely absent
  • Here’s our research on the topic (see page 50-52)

2. Discover and embrace natural cycles. Find one or two natural, annual events that you look forward to experiencing. For us, it is the arrival of the White-crowned Sparrows in late September (they arrived late this year – October 6). They bail and head to the Sierra Nevada around tax day (April 15) to nest. Doing this connects you to the earth in ways that used to be common back in the day and will enhance #1 above.

3. Exercise a portion of your brain that’s unusual for you, which will likely be difficult. A new hobby is good for this, like learning to play an instrument, trying to understand logic, learning stone carving, cutting tile with your own tile saw, cooking a new dish. Dancing?

4. Get Your Life Back I: Stop listening, watching, or talking about the news. Seriously. The news is no longer the news, but a toxic brew of embellished chatter and gossip designed to elicit the release of cortisol, the fight or flight hormone that, in constant doses, can cause all sorts mental and physical aliments. Whatever your excuses are, they can’t come close to justifying shortening your life. Use the time you get back to read a book, call a friend, plant a garden. And no, you can’t cheat and just take a drink of news once and awhile to “stay informed.” Drinking news is like alcoholism – any drink will send you right back into the abyss. For a thorough, enlightening discussion on this topic, please read this essay by Mark Manson, it’s brilliant. For a musical interpretation, listen to Willy Nelson’s son here.

5. Get Your Life Back II: Get off social media. Why are you posting photos of your vacation, your house, you? Why is everyone else? We’ll let the question just sit for a while. There was a time (for the first few years) when social media actually achieved its much ballyhooed benefits – connecting people. Now, social media just wastes your time, encourages Narcissism, depresses people, and provides companies with a lot of money to learn your secrets and sell them. Want to connect with people you care about? Call them up. Send them that photo you want to send to the world, via a personal email or text. Let people feel like they matter again. We got off the social media centrifuge just before COVID. Combined with #4 above, the amount of free time we now have available is mind blowing. And we are smiling a lot more.

6. Write a thank you note, not an email, and mail it. This happens so rarely these days, your sincerity and wonderfulness will really stand out.

7. Cell Phone/Technology Related Things. “Progress is never a bargain.”

  • Increase random learning experiences. One of the best ways to do this is to stop looking up stuff on your cell phone when you are having a conversation with someone. You know what happens. One of you doesn’t know something, you grab your phone and the delightful flow of conversation terminates. Use an actual, bound dictionary instead. If you don’t have one, get one. The experience will amaze you. You’ll learn how to used phonics again. You’ll see all sorts of random words on pages as you look up your topic. You’ll see a drawing of an animal or some famous person you never knew existed.
  • Get a watch, and not one connected to your phone or the net. This will help you wean yourself off looking at your phone for the time, which will then suck you into looking at texts, email, the news.
  • Imprison your cell phone. turn off notifications; don’t use your phone to check email; if your bored, don’t use your phone as a pacifier – read a book, call a friend, or write your friend a letter and mail it. Make your bedroom a cell phone free zone – the reasons for this should be obvious.
  • AI. Yes, yes, yes, we know some folks use artificial intelligence to make their work more efficient and it appears it will revolutionize a bunch of things. But as with all technological advancements, as Spencer Tracy warned in the film, Inherit the Wind,

    “Progress has never been a bargain. You have to pay for it. Sometimes I think there is a man behind a counter that says, ‘Alright, you can have a telephone, but you lose privacy and the charm of distance. Madam, you may vote, but at a price. You lose the right to retreat behind the powder puff or your petticoat. Mister, you may conquer the air, but the birds will lose their wonder and the clouds will smell of gasoline.’ “

    What is the unintended debit on our humanity for AI? Think about writing. One of the most beautifully creative things humans have ever known is a blank page. Folks over 20-years-old or so might be able to get away with using AI without causing the complete elimination of creative thought and literacy, but what about the kids? Think about this for a moment. The action of staring at a blank page and coming up with sentences out of your own head is a fundamental part of developing the creative genius within. With AI, the temptation is too great to avoid that difficult step, that opportunity to create on your own. Why not just get regurgitated pablum from what is already known? If we let it, there’s a reasonable chance AI will reduce literacy and further widen the gap between the haves and the have nots, a gap we have spent the last 500 years narrowing.

    Before you take the easy route (using AI to provide the outline of the document you need to produce, that summary of the thing you are looking up on Google, fossilizing your curiosity, etc.), stop. Think analog for a moment. You know, when you actually had to create things on your own, wrote thank you notes, paid cash, studied with books all over the floor, used Actual Intelligence with a group of friends to discuss something interesting, could go somewhere without anyone being able to contact you, or for that matter, going into the Wilderness where help is a day or more away. In short, when uncertainly was certain and you actually lived.

We would love to hear your ideas. Meanwhile, get outdoors, learn something new, and experience it all with a friend.